A lumbering hulk sloughs off pound after pound of snakeskin. Its plodding pseudopods thump to an invisible rhythm, sending ripples through deep, red liquid-filled craters. A castle Otranto-sized zombie, faceless and ruined, marches by the will of a force even larger that itself.
The red liquid blasts upward and coats the colossus, pulling off what was left of its mottled skin. The chrysalis of flesh erupts — that’s not a zombie, it’s a skeleton! ITS PARTY WORLD RASSLIN’! Undead, unkillable, unstoppable!
UNDESTRUCTABLE: PWR IS BACK, AND THIS TIME THERE IS A VOLCANO!!!!
THE BRAWLCANO IS HERE! There’s no stopping the BRAWLCANO! It’s gonna erupt, partner, and that’s the bottom line!
YOU’RE GONNA LAVA THE WAY YOU LOOK
Celebrate the season of SLAMHAIN?! Please! It’s time to get skeletal with all your rowdy friends! Hoot, holler, and perform a Midsommar-style hand-holding-dance to HASTEN THE ERUPTION OF THE BRAWLCANO! Experience fiendish wrestling competition and BATHE IN MAGMA! Fellowship among inexplicable combat for one reason and one reason only — to bring the apocalypse.
Partyweight champion and frenzied pizza-chef LUIGI PRIMO will defend his title, and many other certified party athletes will perform slams on one another! For victory, for fun, for “THE BIG ‘CANO” !!!!!!
Oh and, guys? Just one more thing. When it comes to BRAWLCANO, there are only 3 rules: GO FAST, GO HARD, GO CRAZY
And remember — in the BRAWLCANO, THERE ARE NO RULES!
HAIL MOTHER WORM
** Venue info, policies and rules can be found HERE. **
